This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
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OK OK I’LL STAHP
I don’t usually reblog cats, but look at the change of heart at the end.
“Why I oughta use these claws of death and just….oh, nevermind.”
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me writing essays
My entire thesis.
Every single academic book in existence.
Reblogged for comments.
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if you ever feel unimportant just read this page on the blues clues wiki
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If you say that you’ve never had a crush on an animated character
You
are
LYING
THANK YOU
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one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
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It’s your tracker
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We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.
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it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak...
The floor of a video game store, it...
she just had to get pregnant and ruin everyones lives
when you happen to mention never personally wanting to have kids and someone decides to butt in and remind you not to worry and...
did this broccoli just flip me off?
TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF
THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN
- AND
- I
- AINT
- FUCKING
- SCARED
- OF
- HIM
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him...